Look at those eyes, pleading with you; "Please, human, don't devour my sweet cakey flesh! Spare me!"
Unfortunately for our little pastry friend here, they're unable to speak due to lack of any form of anatomically accurate vocal chords or mouth. No words of protest will be uttered aloud should you decide that you want to actually move forward and eat with your mouth and not just your eyes. The lifespan of these majestic creatures is fairly short, as it goes. Once they're frosted, sprinkled and suitably bedazzled for a mythical beast, they're set forth into a display case in the bustling Fulton Street food court area of Harrah's where they sit and watch in horror as their horde diminishes over time until one sad, sole survivor lingers awaiting their inevitable fate. There's also something I've heard about a "buy-one-get-one" donut happy hour deal after 5 or 5:30? I've not gone and secured any donuts for myself due to work obligations, but Antho has gone forth and gotten us some, which explains the appearance of this fancy feast, but I cannot confirm the hours of the sale on donuts with total certainty. It's worth trying to find out, though, as with most things in the casinos these aren't going to be what most people would consider reasonably priced. There's also Captain Crunch bedazzled donuts, a maple bacon, and several others that sounded pretty promising. They're all very, very sweet, of course, so bear that in mind if you're worried about your blood sugar in the slightest. There are plenty of healthy food options in the nearby food court, but the donuts are the polar opposite of healthy here. I mean, we all kind of know that, don't we? Deep down? Donuts are not, and likely never will be, considered health food in any way, shape or form. They are damn delicious, however, and that is why we eat them!
Until next time, thanks for stopping by!
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XOXO,
NAU
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